“Oh, you meant the food kind of pig roast,” I said.
Someone had just mentioned a pig roast and I thought they were referring
to a typical law enforcement retirement party. “I always feel a bit cannibalistic at the food-type of of pig roast,” I continued.
“You’re an ass,” they replied. Yeah, I already knew that, but I amuse
myself so I just roll with it.
Which brings us to the blog’s topic, PIG (Patrol Incident Gear) Gloves.
We’re starting to carry them and are excited about it.
Yeah, I know, our Boss Chick is Jewish and is supposed to avoid pork,
but hey, it’s bizness! And besides, as far as I can find, no actual swine were
injured in the production of these gloves.
For those not familiar, PIG Gloves burst on the scene advertising a level
of fit and dexterity not found in most gloves. As a bonus, they have a model
that allows use of touch screens while wearing the gloves. According to their
website, they accomplish this by using “magical thread made from the hair of
the unicorn pu...”… ahem, well, ummm never mind, let’s just say they use something
that makes the touch screens work and leave it at that.
For now, we just have the PIG Gloves and they are here now. As time progresses we might branch out to their other products but for
now we are tight for space. That should change soon. Stay tuned for more on
that later!
For your edification, and for something to do until you can come in and check them out, here’s the PIG Gear website.
As you’ll see, they have a refreshingly lighthearted and irreverent view of
things.
And for those of my brother and sister law enforcement types who might
be offended by the pig thing, be sure to check out their FAQs wherein they
address the issue. And then lighten the heck up!
Cheers
